What could you teach me?

Elmo Tervo: I could teach you how to make my famous Chicken Pasta Bake.You could teach me how to hit a homerun?~SP

Lucrecia Laurito: lol@ McCain!!!Why the tongue is the strongest muscle in the bodyyou tell me!!!

Ester Bryand: I could teach you how to bake the best bread and you teach me the secret to your root beer floats

Voncile Slaubaugh: I could teach you how to knit or crochet, bet you don't know how to do that!You teach me??? Ah, but don't I wish... it's pretty hard to teach this old broad, er, um, I mean dog...new tricks!

Hilma Pestano: I can teach you how I can make my boobs clap!You can teach me how you would stop them from clapping!

Hyman Coren: prolly a thing or 2

Misty Vagle: Judging by your avatar, you could teach me about sitting on a bench holding while my dick and crying. I could teach you how to make millions being a doctor/lawyer/helicopter pilot.

Carolin Southers: I could teach you how to....no, that's bad....He! y! I could show you how to .......no, that's illegal.....aaawww, man! Pfft...nuthin!

Hubert Jestes: to cook and bake......and save money.to speak good english...LOL!

Toshiko Reimers: Hmmmm . . . . perhaps I could teach you to never ever be scared of pretty girls . . . . and I kinda need you to teach me about football. ♥

Sylvie Snetting: I can teach you how to look really intimidating while wearing a Hello Kitty sweater.You can teach me to wear pants, but I just won't listen.

Providencia Serpe: how to have fun at the Renaissance FairYou could teach me how to play pokerdeal or what............................

Pearlie Medora: cooking